The Loneliness Of The Landrover Driver

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The Loneliness Of The Landrover Driver.

One man, one lonely road.
With only luggage for company.
But what roads, devoid of any traffic and with visuals to put you in your own big sky movie.



My job was to arrive at the next destination. Easy if you know where the next destination is destined to be. I just left it to destiny, otherwise known as Bill ( fanum) to decide.

The vehicle, that I got to know very well over the next 12 days. And never let me down, despite being fully (over)loaded.



Now leave me alone, I’ve a story to write. Of stygian nights, laughs, sadness and personal hygiene .

 
i'm sat waiting for part two. ;)
 
The vehicle, that I got to know very well over the next 12 days. And never let me down, despite being fully (over)loaded.
That's good cos I've heard stories.......
 

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It's well know that Landrovers are God's own vehicles, blessed with style, character and strength.:clap

I know, cause I did London-Cape Town a few years back with my Missus in a 110 Hardtop diesel. :bounce1:bounce1:bounce1
 
So the back wheel didn't fall off and the drive shaft didn't snap this time then? :augie :D
 
Also waiting for the rest... though if it comes at the pace that these things normally come at... I'll catch some sleep first...

Home now, 3000 kms in 3 days... I think I know what it's like to go on a Steptoe dash now... Did 800 miles through Spain to Bordeaux yesterday...

Al...
 
One man, one road, from Marrakesh to the Hilda Palace hotel.

Loaded with the bags of 7 people, and all the other paraphernalia that people can’t do without for 12 days.
Off I set, on the road to Olad Berhil, and the old Pashas place, now a hotel , I was taking the road route, the bikes an assortment of road/piste and wherever else is available to get stranded.

The usual totally unnecessary hubbub and drama of getting out of the city and onto the outskirts unsued. It was once fun, now it’s a pain in the arse. I want road. Open road. With only the odd mobylette in the way.

It all happens at once leaving Marrakesh. One minute chaos and bedlam all around, then emptiness and calm. I hit the I-pod playlist, for some driving tunes to match the journey ahead – Lonely Boy = Andrew Gold



The Landrover is a living thing, containing all the items needed for self-sufficiency and amusement. Including a garmin Rino, a radio with a 14 mile range and GPS, with the facility to show the other users locations. A man toy of the highest caliber. Also illegal everywhere except the US of A .



You get a real sense of history in this cabin, you never know what your going to find amongst the detritus, also one of the reasons why I’m wearing my earphones, it took two days to find the cable that plugs the I-pod directly into the stereo.

After a few hours, I was feeling peckish. I’ll stop somewhere with a nice view to help aid digestion .
This’ll do.




Boiled egg and cheesy spread ( acquired from the hotel breakfast) jammed into freshly baked bread bought from a village bakery.



Pulped Peach juice and kit-kat for desert .





Then to complete a fine lunch, on comes a good dancing track on the I-pod, and when you gotta a dance, you gotta a dance.
Anyone have a stab at guessing the track. From mid 1981 – Group has seven letters. Song has five .



There’s always one. Just as you get into the groove, on the loneliest road in the world, along comes a lycra clad freak. He didn’t bat an eyelid at the dad dancing going on in the middle of nowhere. Perhaps he thought he was hallucinating through all the exertion at high altitude.



Back on the road – I’m driving down into that village in the bottom right of picture.



Arrived at the hotel 2.30pm, on the road for 120 miles
i-pod finished – Only the Lonely = The big “O”, Roy Orbison. . Bikes arrived couple of hours later.
Didn’t speak to anyone all night. I’d forgotten how to.



The camp siren sounded at 7am. SHARP.
One man, one road, one destination, 13 luggage bags.

On the road by 8am.
Todays destination = Tafraoute. To the best hotel in town.
I grunt at the bike riders, and give them a wave as I drive off

I-pod at the ready - Owner of a lonely heart = Yes

As usual ,exceptional roads and views, all taken at sedate speeds.


The road in picture above leads into this next picture.



And these roads aren’t something you come across every now and again, these are the standard and type of road that’s mostly everywhere.

All you ever hear about are the Moroccan pistes, but the everyday roads are just as much fun, perhaps a lot of riders are put off morocco thinking it’s only rough pistes and dirty dusty riding, but these roads are OK for any type of bike, and pillion riders. They are mostly devoid of traffic, and accommodation is cheap and plentiful. It’s a shame everyone focuses on the pistes.
And it’s all only 2 days riding away. Leave Saturday morning, ride through france and spain, arrive in morocco Monday morning.

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Arrived hotel 2pm. Mileagefor the day 130 . I-pod – All By Myself =Harry Nilsson.

Bikes arrived 3.30pm. I said hi. Everyone.

Vey nice hotel. Very nice sunset. I feel an empathy with the lonely sun in the big sky.



Were staying here for two days. So tomorrow I have a day off.
 
:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap
super smashing great :thumb
 
Nice one

Nice one Luke :D :thumb2
but I have removed the 'offending' sticker 'cos landies all see it and want a tow :D :duck:
 
lonelyboy said:
Anyone have a stab at guessing the track. From mid 1981 – Group has seven letters. Song has five .

That'll be 'Seven' by Madness then :steptoe

edit - although Seven was an album title?
 
Up early for breakfast, 8am.
Say “good morning” to the riders. Most words I’ve used in two days, my tongue gets stuck to the roof of my mouth .

The bikes are having a relaxed day, going to the blue rocks and riding a palmerier .

I’ve decide I’ll hang out by the pool and watch the…… well, just watch sort of thing .
Made myself comfy in a good position, shades on, book at the right angle . Nothing doing, oh well.






I’ll go for a drive, and head off to the blue rocks.

Driving through small village to get to them.


And seeing the rock called “napoleons hat”. You have one narrow angle where you get the correct view and it makes any sense, otherwise you’ll be left perplexed.

Here’s the angle. Move a few yards further forward and it disappears



Wonderfully remote wilderness, just what I needed after the last two days where the only other person I spoke to and saw was an ugly grouch in the rear mirror.
If you want to see and experience this area, I suggest you do it soon. Before it becomes protected and out of bounds to vehicles .







I spent a couple of hours just driving around taking in all the sights.



For your information, these are the blue rocks.





I took myself on a guided tour -
“And to your left are some rocks, these are older than the Earth itself”, I found out things I didn’t know. Very educational.



Which way ?? Who cares.


More rocks. Getting fed up now.



Can’t find a burger stall anywhere. Perhaps just as well, who knows what type of burgers they’d be.



I’m off, back to the hotel.

.

At the pool fully engrossed with a good book. I love an educational read, especially if it also has a good plot.


What was that !! Sounded like a bike. Which means People ! talking ! listening ! Another day ruined.

.

We move on tomorrow.
 


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