Mongolian Mayhem

Loving Georgia, It's not difficult-good wine (a bit hit and miss at first with that one), good beer :beer:and friendly people. I had my friend April with me for a week - US diplomat that I stayed with in Rio. She loved the bike travel side of things and was great company.
We went down to Armenia and she discovered just how cold bike travel can be - we seemed to be continuously at a high altitude for hours and hours. She had to wear my electric jacket and we battled on through the rain and wind, taking refuge in a small Kurdish village for the night.

Once the weather had cleared in the morning, we were amazed to see that we were surrounded by snowy peaks, no wonder it was so bloody cold who put those mountains there?:nenau

Back in Georgia now, April has flown home and I am sampling hot springs and mountain climbing in the South West whilst trying to avoid the bears and wolves as I camp out. Just been joined by an XT600 British rider- he saw Thelma parked on the road and guessed it was me in town. So, off for another beer and chats about routes, as Turkmenistan has closed its borders - damn, I was supposed to be taking the tour guide on the back of Thelma to save costs traversing Turkmenistan, I thought could be a bit of a laugh:D.
Now it looks like the looooong way around through Kazakhstan to reach Tashkent.

At your current progress you'll soon be catching Walter (www.sibirskyextreme.com/blog/) :thumb

Timolgra is already in Mongolia... I see all these disparate elements could meet in a perfect storm scenario for an adventure motorcycling party the likes of which Mongolia has never been witness to before :ChrisKelly
 
At your current progress you'll soon be catching Walter (www.sibirskyextreme.com/blog/) :thumb

Timolgra is already in Mongolia... I see all these disparate elements could meet in a perfect storm scenario for an adventure motorcycling party the likes of which Mongolia has never been witness to before :ChrisKelly

I can just imagine the craic. Alcohol. Tales of fines, broken bikes etc . etc. :blagblah:blagblahI'm pure jealous:drool
 
A few hiccups

Azaerbaijan closed its border yesterday - whoops
I am still in Georgia, held hostage by the Bank of Georgia who have got my card in their machine and the manager is out of town - he allegedly has the only key to the machine.

The border situation has clarified a bit today - the Azeri embassy advises that all visas are valid and OK- we just need to be forceful with the soldiers... unfortunately the soldiers are the ones with the guns.:hide

A slight mishap, actually two
first I let the Georgian hair stylist loose on my hair, even going so far as to say yes to layers - I am now a Suzi Quatro lookalike circa 1975 (and I'm sure someone can dredge up the appropriate pic)

the second one is that my cute little can of spray oil has somehow emptied itself in my pannier, where some of my clothes are- less a case of CK1 more of WD40 - a very unattractive scent I can assure you.
Combined with the hairdo I am not a good catch at the moment.:eek:
 
the manager is out of town - he allegedly has the only key to the machine err and your card :comfort :blast

I let the Georgian hair stylist loose on my hair, even going so far as to say yes to layers - I am now a Suzi Quatro lookalike circa 1975 (and I'm sure someone can dredge up the appropriate pic):


Hope you get both problems sorted
 

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Nothing wrong with a bit of Suzi Q:thumb2

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Tiff- if you think you're going to get away with a post like that without putting up at least one photo, you're forgetting where you're posting ;)

Keep safe :thumb2

Bill
 
Speed Cameras- they're everywhere

Bill, what on earth is she wearing?:confused:

In Azerbaijan now - have had to brave the Badlands and it was OK - two bike travellers turned back to Georgia yesterday because of the repuatation and some general nastiness of this country.

I'm in Baku, picking up a visa tomorrow and then getting the ferry (which may take one day or maybe four!) to Kazakhstan.

Off to the Irish Pub down the road- I feel a need for Guiness:aidan and maybe I'll find a welder there as my pannier rack needs a bit of sorting now- even the police were impressed with my speed on the off-road sections of the roadworks- when they caught me:thumb
 
Bill, what on earth is she wearing?:confused:

I don't know but oooooooo
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:D:D
Off to the Irish Pub down the road- I feel a need for Guiness:aidan and maybe I'll find a welder there as my pannier rack needs a bit of sorting now- even the police were impressed with my speed on the off-road sections of the roadworks- when they caught me:thumb
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You go girl!!

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PS get in touch when you get back Tiff.......ideas are brewing ;)
 
Tajiki Update

I was lucky at Baku, just over 24 hours later, having aqcuired the relevant visa as well I was on the boat and chatting to the rather nice Austrian giy with the 4WD van - result I had got myself a support vehicle for the four day desert crossing that lay ahead of us. And wow, I can see why people have these support vehicles now- cold beer and chocolate in the fridge and a shower at night- I had lucked out big time. We camped out in the desert each night not that there was any choice in the accommodation options.

We went our separate ways in Uzbekistan and I made it to Tashkent 12 hours before my friend Annie flew in from England - she has come to join me for a couple of months of travelling - her husband and kids think she is mad. The only downside is that Annie( not THAT Annie) is too short to ride Thelma so I am doing all the riding- not a problem. She's good company and enjoys a gin and tonic.

A traumatic start to Annie's journey with me and here is how it unfolded-
Day One
Accompanied to the border by Tashkent's esident biker community - Vlad and Masha in his car - the only Toyota Prius in Uzbekistan apparently- but as I am sooo bad at identifying cars I still had problems trying to spot him and follow his lead- which obviously does not reflect well on my observational skills as most of the vehicles here are Ladas. We also had Jenjy (Eugene) and his girlfriend Anne as outriders on his Suzuki GSXR.
So a speedy trip to the frontier in convoy- as we said farewell and thank you to them at the border, Vlad looking Thelma over, noticed that the rubber boot at the top of the shaft had split - whoops, we had taken a look at it the previous day and it had looked fine then.
We didn't have the time on our visas to return to Tashkent to fix the problem and so an emergency roadside repair was required - Vlad used my penknife to create a cover out of a plastic water bottle and then sellotaped and cable-tied it into position - a bit rough and ready looking but it would have to do. We have the spare part with us and will put it on at the next major city, unfortunately that is 400kms and a couple of high mountain ranges away.
At the border crossing, the Uzbeki guards were very thorough in their search (which as we are leaving the country seemed a bit odd), they x-rayed every bag and started searching through them by hand as well- the sort of treatment I have only seen at an Israeli border several years ago.

It was going to take a long time so drastic action was required - I went very pale and vomited copiously at the entrance to their office - not surprisingly they quickly decided that their search was over and they urged us to continue our journey (yes, Annie did take a picture).
Before we could leave though, the cleaner came over and stroppily thrust a brush and pan into my weak and clammy hands. I was unable to stand up at this point. Luckily the sniffer dog came to investigate and liking what he saw, proceeded to eat the vomit on the ground which made me feel better as he was looking a bit emaciated and I knew that this was defeintiely one meal that included the five food groups.

The Tajiki border guards were much nicer and quicker (maybe my reputation had preceded me), 30 minutes with them and we were on our way with a cheery wave (and was that a look of relief on their faces I saw?).

The good tarmac road was a welcome start to the country as both of us now had ominous stomach cramps, it was incredibly hot and we were keen to stop - but it was 50 miles before we reached the city of Korjand and the relative sanctuary of the excitingly named Leninabad Hotel - a multi-storey canary yellow masterpiece of crumbling soviet concrete.
Our room was on the second floor and the lift was broken (ah yes this is another fact of life with ex-soviet buildings), I think it was the climb up the stairs that did it but we had only been in the room two minutes when I was once more explosively sick, in my desperate need to stop the vomit hitting the beds it went all over me including down my bra. Annie was speechless and for once did not reach for the camera.
It got worse, the shower didn't work - oh dear I thought as I attempted to wash myself using the water dribbling out of the taps in the sink. We both crashed out asleep for the next 14 hours, we were obviously in a bad way, as neither the raucous wedding party nor the stadium concert with Wembley-sized speakers across the road roused us. However what did wake us at 10.30pm was the very disagreeable manager pounding at the door and trying to get into the room whilst demanding money and passports. I pulled on some clothes- only slightly damp and sour-smelling (we had left all the luggage on Thelma parked out in the car park) and went out to reception to deal with him- which turned into a drama when he suddenly started demanding almost 50% more for use of the room than we had agreed- he became very aggressive and loud (yes that was him NOT me!).
And because it was now almost 11pm and I felt like I was going to vomit again I just had to pay up - a very horrible man, so anyone going to Korjand, please never use the Leninabad Hotel.

Poor Annie - her first day on the road - I had embarrassed her and poisoned her and now she was having to sleep in a sick-room with a ranting mad man lurking outside the door.
I gave her the option of flying straight home.


Annie had thought things couldn't get much worse until she woke up the next morning and I issued her with a thermal balaclava, nearly losing one pillion rider to hypothermia in Armenia I don't want to risk another one.
I'd woken feeling better though weak and felt able to move on - not in any mood to hang around mad man's hotel if we could help it. I pulled on my slightly vomit-stained trousers - no choice of clothing, and anyway, they will soon be covered in dust and no-one will notice the difference.

As always when we were getting Thelma ready to leave, a small crowd gathered and asked where we were going - an incredulous look when I announced Dushanbe and the crowd said "on that bike over those mountains?" making high mountain gestures in the air - I managed to distract Annie as they did that - it's a need to know situation and I really don't think she needs to know that we have two huge mountain passes ahead of us, and anyway as she has currently mislaid her reading glasses (my now blind navigator) she has not been able to read the route description in the guidebook so is blissfully unaware. I had told her the thermal balaclava was for the dusty conditions.So far it had been almost unbearably hot, like riding in a convection oven set to full heat, but I knew this would change.
The tarmac was good to begin with, scenic mountains, dry, dusty valleys and occasional oasis towns. Roadside hawkers included blokes holding out writhing snakes, not sure what people were buying them for. 100 miles further on, a police checkpoint and they indicated a rock and gravel strewn track leading upwards as the way to Dushanbe. Now I am no hero, this was not an optional side route we were taking but the only road from the north of the country to its capital city; Tajikistan just does not have the infrastructure that many of us take for granted. And to be honest I would never have chosen this as a road for someone's second day on the bike but we had no choice, we had to get to Dushanbe as quickly as possible to get our visas extended.
It got very bumpy and then the snow appeared, small amounts at first until it was banked up at the sides of the road, some of it melting and falling onto the track in front of us. The surface got more slippery as I was faced with the unenviable choice of slippery mud or slippery slabs of ice on a narrow dirt track at 3300 metres altitude. The lack of oxygen was starting to give me a headache and I was desperately conscious of the fact that I had donated my last square meal to the customs sniffer dog yesterday and had eaten only a bit of dry bread since then - I decided to not dwell on my weakened state and just focus on the road as we lurched towards the edge of the precipice. I stopped in time, straightened Thelma and apologised to Annie as I then gunned it up the final straight - we had made it to the top, now all we had to do was get down the other side - and for those who know my feelings about downhill stuff, it was not a pretty sight. I got Annie to walk about 15 yards at one point as there was so much snow across the track, it was downright dangerous.
The only other traffic were a few lorries toiling along and lurching from side to side, they gave us grins and a wave as we passed- I left the social side of things to Annie as I tried to keep our skidding to a minimum as we descended through the slush and ice.
Finally we reached the bottom and stopped at the local equivalent of Frankley Services- with chai (tea) houses on either side of the track. They were full of truckers who stared open-mouthed as we pulled off our helmets and they realised we were women (or at least vaguely recognisable as women under the dust and gime not mention bad helmet hair). A pot of tea served by the friendly propietor who led us into the kitchen, the only choice was soup - bubbling away in a huge cauldron, ignoring the lumps of mutton fat bobbing aorund in it I said it would be fine (just don't tell the vegetarian society).
Refreshed, we set off once more, the cafe owner had refused payment which was very sweet of him. Just one more big mountain and then it will be downhill all the way and maybe we will see tarmac again I told Annie. In fact there were some great startches of tarmac- so fresh they were still hot and sticking to our tyres- as the chinese road workers made space for us to squeeze through along their foot paths whilst cars and lorries had to wait 30 minutes or more at a time. In Ayni we stopped for fuel - a bit hit and miss, no indication of octane level (there is a lot of 80 oct here) and it was served out of a 10 litre glass jar.
The next part of the route headed uphill again, getting more steep and then extremely rough, I had to get Annie to walk a short section that was particularly steep with loose sand and gravel, it was a toss up between her helping to keep the back wheel in contact with the ground and therefore giving more purchase or having Thelma a bit lighter and potentially easier to manoeuvre. We watched open-mouthed as Ladas went trundling down the hill in the opposite direction.
Eventually the tunnel of terror loomed up beofre us, I had been pre-warned about this, it's an Iranian constucted four mile pitch-black flooded tunnel with deep pothles and a delightful carbon-monoxide atmosphere. At least it meant we didn't have to go all the way to the top of the mountain in the snow again.
We paused and a cement mixer lorry came along and beckoned us to follow him through - what a gent. He even put on his light at the back to act as a small spotlight for us, the upside was that we could see the watery surface ahead though the downside was that we had to choke on his fumes all the way through and at times when it would have been safer for us to go a bit faster we were trapped behind him going slowly- Thelma is more stabele on uneven ground at faster speeds. Within 50 yards we had lurched into a vary deep pothole that soaked us and I almost dropped Thelma, I think it was only the thought of trying to pick up Thelma in 2 foot deep filthy water in the inky blackness that enabled me to desperately keep her upright. After that I watched the truck's wheels intently (a bit hard with my eyes stigning from all the fumes), looking out for that tell-tale lurching. It seemed to take forever, but finally we were out into fresh air once more and now it was definitely downhill all the way.
We reached Dushanbe at 6pm that evening, it had taken us 10 hours to get there and we were exhausted. Though not too tired to go for a beer :beerjug:
 
Great stuff Tiff:clap, we're in Almaty hoping to sort Baz's snapped paralever.
Due to enter Kyrgystan around 3rd July perhaps we'll meet up there??:beerjug:
 
Guees who I met up with??

Bumped into Tim (Timolgra) and his posse (Rick, Baz and Pete) on the Pamir Highway - no-one told me that they ahve got a support vehicle, i only found out when the landrover drove into sight.
Great to see familiar faces, lots of travel tales to swap and catch up on.

Annie and I cooked mashed potatoes and fried onions for tea, all washed down with Tajiki beer.
They are now heading back to England and should be there in five weeks I think. We then had a bit of international money market dealing as we exchanged currencies for the various countries, at one point there were five different cuurencies on the table.

Two days ago we took the final road heading north towards the border - there was a very high pass, 4700m which was a bit chilly, Thelma was still pulling strongly though which was good news. At one point a golden eagle was soaring overhead, but it was a bit camera shy. We also had to ride through some herds of yaks which were scattered across the road and they were in no hurry to move out of our way as we rode at walking speed past them.
They are incredible, almost prehistoric-looking and a bit fierce in appearance, as always a healthy respect for any animal (says the woman who ran away from an anteater because it gave her a funny look).

The border crossing was very straightforward, a half-hearted attempt by the guard to extort money and we were through which is good as it is the second highest border crossing in the world and oxygen is at a premium, we were not keen to hang around, especially as there was snow underfoot and friends had been caught up in a snowstorm here a week ago (soemthing I had neglected to tell Annie).
Kyrgyrstan almost straight away looks very different to Tajik, incredibly green, yurts dotting the hills and herds of very healthy looking horses roaming around.
We camped in the hills for a night before heading into Osh, the country's second largest town with a fantastic bazaar so loaded with produce we have dubbed Osh the Land of Plenty.

In many ways it feels like I have been transported to Penang - there is the hustle and bustle of south east Asian commerce, lots of street hawkers selling stuff from indvidual pram wheels to second hand saucepans and baby clothes, there is also a lots of street food which I am enjoying; "yuk gusht" is the phrase for "no meat". T
here is also an amazing range of nationalities here, we had lunch with some Uzbekis, dinner with a Tartar (Russian) and morning tea with Kygyrz poeple, and as we are very close to the Chinese border there are also a lot of Chinese poeple here.

The Uzbeki family helped me out with the dodgy Daewoo repair, which as I suspected did not last very long, I now have a part from a Zazda, soviet-made car; Rakim the mechanic was extolling the virtues of soviet machinery and quoting Brezhnev as he replaced the part. I will have to see how this new part fares, I don't think the roads here will be anything as bad as the ones in Tajikistan.
 


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