We find an Irish bar
and this can only end one way.
Jarvo gets his beer goggles on and thinks he's pulled some women
and invites them to our table
Somehow or other (copious pints of Guiness blurrs my memory) the girls are in taxis with us heading back to the Oasis....it all seems to be very innocent.
Once back we all eat cheesecake, but the security guard phones Sybil the owner of the Oasis.
She tells us that either they go or we do..... immediatley
Now young liberated city types in UB who have only just shaken off communism don't take kindly to foreigners telling them where they can or can't drink (or eat cheesecake) in their own country so they start kicking off.
Baz escapes outside the compound with a girl and plate of cheesecake to continue his 'conversation' in a car.
We politely ask the girls to leave, they're not happy, one tries to steal my wallet and becomes aggressive, not a good move, so I pick her up, carry her through the gates and dump her on the road outside.
The security man looks impressed, and I shut the gate to keep them at bay.
But of course, we didn't realise Baz was now at their mercy
They pile into the car he's in demanding "money", "or we'll call the police", one girl, who's now recovered from being dumped on the road makes a grab for his sunglasses. Baz gets bitten on the hand in the process
The next morning we wake with thick heads and only begin to remember last night when we discover the teethmarks on Baz's hand.
It's a poor photo and you can only just make them out but I'll include it for prosperity.