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Toad

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Toad does MMMMT 2010.

I started the weekend on a Friday now I have time on my hands.

I met Garfield and we played a game of Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

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Then there was an initiation ceremony to be completed. It involved an encounter with a native Banshee. I met it "full face" and then ran away as fast as I could.....

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It was time to saddle up and head off....

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I started to get paranoid. I think the government is worried about me as wherever I went I had a "tail"

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When they** say that Ireland is green, they ain't kidding......

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**They, in this case, refers to the voices in my ears.....
 
I'm still being followed. I'm no trouble really....

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There was even a suspicion that one of the 1150s had farted.....

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Ash explained to Mrs Toad that he'd arranged the container in the background just to transport his underpants.

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I was scared again, so hit the road in the hope of losing the government minders.....

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Back roads seemed the best option to try and throw them off....

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:tears :tears you would not get many pairs of my underpants in that truck. :blast
we are waiting for more of your report and expect it finished damn sharpish.
[now you are a dose ] :augie :comfort
:kissy2
 
I caught my "minder" coming out of the toilets at one of the stops, and quick as a flash he tried to disguise himself as a something for tourists......

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The locals weren't fooled though....

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All this was too much for me, so I headed off for food.....

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There were smiles all round....

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Until the "minder" told me it was time for bed. I was too tired to argue....

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I knew from the start of the next day that I would have to keep moving.

In the early morning light I saw that the "minders" had increased in number......

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The elite squad had been added to my tail for the day.....

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Staying in one place for more than 1 night was a strict no-no, so the bike was packed and the road was hit.......

I still couldn't lose the tail.....

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They're clever these agency types.

I soon found a new tail had been added when the others had departed.

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Having secured a place for the night it wasn't going to be long before agents plied me with poisons, and it all went in to a blur.........

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Bright the next day the numbers had swelled.

How this could ever be consider covert I'll never know....

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Local tradition meant that you had to get a dog to sniff your nuts before leaving, so I hasitily beat a retreat....

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And it was on to the fast roads to escape....

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