Ahhhh yes the B+B experience hardcore camping with a twist, 7 years of skin and hair under the bed, sheets crawling with mites and scabies washed in Febreze, spy-holes in the walls and ceiling, communal shower armpit high in black mould, car-boot bacon and eggs for brekky the bread with a 3 year shelflife, doilies on every surface, dining room come lounge come reception covered in cat and dog hairs, tasteful family photos on the sideboard, that boiled cabbage smell that lingers on the stairs. Your host stooped over wringing their hands with 6 nails in the front door so you can’t escape payment. Priceless.