Am marinating all the fruit in half a bottle of sherry overnight (Mary recommends 24 hours but like Doris I don't give a fuck). I think this cake will taste absolutely smashing once I've finished whatever happens.
Top tip 4
Take a leaf out of The Hippys book and don't give in to any active thoughts of a quick dash to MaccyDs for lunch. Stick it to the bum sucking murdering corporates by making your own vegetable passanda.
I saw a few of those parked in the kerb in the west end as i made my way home at 4am this morning.
Think of it as buying a Shovelhead but without having to have a wrinkled forehead, man boobs, a pot belly and a hairless scrotal sack.
Top Tip 5
If you're going to get stopped for a potential speeding offence on a Sportster (yeah crazy I know) make sure the Officer is a Lady Policeman.
The original bars go back on tomorrow so the riding position will be more "Holy Spirit"... you know - sat up and begging for it.