Top tip for today

Tricky · Nov 11, 2016

When replacing the main battery on an FLHTC with a factory fitted alarm system pull the main fuse first (fob present and ignition on).

Don't ask me how I know but now have a touch of tinnitus like Doris.

Deleted account 230523001 · Nov 11, 2016

You can get rid of tinnitus, I wonder if Doris knows this!

Melch · Nov 11, 2016

Tricky said:
When replacing the main battery on an FLHTC with a factory fitted alarm system pull the main fuse first (fob present and ignition on).

Don't ask me how I know but now have a touch of tinnitus like Doris.

I used to just work quickly taking the battery terminal off. You had to beat the clock before getting deafened. It used to add a new level of excitement to my day.

Tricky · Nov 11, 2016

Top tip 2

Don't then go to your local emporium and do a deal on a nice little Sporty like a consumerist lemming. :blast

Doris · Nov 11, 2016

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Melch · Nov 11, 2016

Tricky said:
Top tip 2

Don't then go to your local emporium and do a deal on a nice little Sporty like a consumerist lemming.

Looks nice. Do I spy ace bars?

Doris · Nov 11, 2016

Melch said:
...Do I spy ace bars?

Yeah...I had a set of those.......on me fucking moped.....

Melch · Nov 11, 2016

Doris said:
Yeah...I had a set of those.......on me fucking moped.....

That's what they remind me of – FS1Es and AP50s...cool.

Tricky · Nov 11, 2016

Yes but they may have to go to be replaced by a standard set as my wrists are too limp to take that angle these days.

Am making a Mary Berry classic Christmas cake tomorrow so got these ingredients on the way home. Am gonna miss the EG for its carrying capacity. :thumb2

Melch · Nov 11, 2016

Tricky said:
Yes but they may have to go to be replaced by a standard set as my wrists are too limp to take that angle these days.

Tell me about it. My EXC may have to depart soon for that very reason. You could get some old school type chopper bars for it. :bounce1

Tricky said:
Am making a Mary Berry classic Christmas cake tomorrow so got these ingredients on the way home.

Sportsters and Mary Berry cake baking. Just how metrosexual can one man be?

Tricky · Nov 11, 2016

I couldn't possibly tell you.

Deleted account 230523001 · Nov 11, 2016

I simply cannot wait for that useless old bint to die, she cannot cook and her appearance is that of an incontinent lizard.

So you bought a poofters bike then?

twizzle · Nov 11, 2016

you have traded the EG for a Sporty.................?

OK

So now you have two bikes that do the same thing>>?

Tricky · Nov 11, 2016

Not really.

The WG is for Waitrose posing and Le Hog type trips and the Sporty for when I ride with jackass (with him on his Shovel) so he doesn't feel inadequate when stopping and accelerating. :rob

The GSA will remain for hooning and long distance big boys stuff. All my bases are now covered.

For now.

Melch · Nov 11, 2016

Tricky said:
Not really.

The WG is for Waitrose posing and Le Hog type trips and the Sporty for when I ride with jackass (with him on his Shovel) so he doesn't feel inadequate when stopping and accelerating.

The GSA will remain for hooning and long distance big boys stuff. All my shed bases are now covered.

For now.

Indeed.

Tricky · Nov 11, 2016

It's been an interesting day.

On my way to Newmarket I stopped off at the Golf Club to put a hand written sized postcard on their notice board as am trying to sell my grandards old golf stick. In capitals it read.

A VINTAGE 1915 NIBLICK FOR SALE offers to.. and then my phone number. Popped in on the way home and some cheeky twat had made the I into an O on the NIB bit.

I know have three voicemails on my phone that I'm too scared to listen to.

Melch · Nov 11, 2016

att said:
I simply cannot wait for that useless old bint to die, she cannot cook and her appearance is that of an incontinent lizard.

So you bought a poofters bike then?

Don't diss Mary, she's a national treasure. She's right up there with Judy Dench, Stephen Fry and Julie Walters.

Deleted account 190117001 · Nov 11, 2016

Tricky said:
Top tip 2

Don't then go to your local emporium and do a deal on a nice little Sporty like a consumerist lemming.

Why the fucking fuck would you buy a fucking sportster ?
Are you skint or something ?

Tricky · Nov 11, 2016

Think of it as buying a Shovelhead but without having to have a wrinkled forehead, man boobs, a pot belly and a hairless scrotal sack.

Uncle Rob · Nov 11, 2016

Tricky of late I have been a little bit worried for you but your latest purchase has shown me to be wrong so I hope Doris does get his wish..........

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