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Blackal · Jul 19, 2017

I think we should be asking Boatman if he has a substantial alibi - as the MO sounds just like him............... :augie

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/troon-beach-clean-up-operation-10828856

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Posh Pete · Jul 19, 2017

Back from Norway and all hell breaks loose! Coincidence? I think not ...

Blackal · Jul 19, 2017

Hopped up on Karsk, Gammel Dansk and Bergens Aquavit................ there would be no stopping him......... :jager

West coast gser · Jul 19, 2017

Hmm.. only 12 miles up the coast from me ...friggin shockin .. :anger

boatman · Jul 20, 2017

Oi you lot behave yernsels :rob

besmirching my good name like that :augie

I will have ye know that the missus and I are away for our summer holibobs having a quiet wee douce tour of the Scottish islands in the Motorhome :thumb2

And first class it is too :thumb2

Arran first , then just back over now from Mull , North in the general direction of Uig for the ferry to the heeeeebrides

As you were ,carry on :augie

Posh Pete · Jul 20, 2017

boatman said:
Oi you lot behave yernsels besmirching my good name like that

I will have ye know that the missus and I are away for our summer holibobs having a quiet wee douce tour of the Scottish islands in the Motorhome
And first class it is too
Arran first , then just back over now from Mull , North in the general direction of Uig for the ferry to the heeeeebrides

As you were ,carry on

Translation: "It wisnae me! Prove it copper!"

Watch out for public disorder in Stornoway. Drinking and playing on swings and such. On a Sunday! :eek

boatman · Jul 22, 2017

Quite quite disgraceful ,you lot trying tae get me fitted up for crimes committed while full of Scandinavian booze :rob

Any well travelled lawyer would get me off nae probs , the defence being that
" your honour ,given the mans limited financial means , he could only have afforded maybe one can of watery lager in total for the whole Scandinavian trip "
So forthwith in the interests of fair and open justice I move for an acquittal

Blackal · Jul 22, 2017

Remember the last time you got pissed, on the beach? :jager

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