Weaponised GSA

Blackal · Sep 20, 2017

twizzle said:
Best post here - Bet that can't be easily beaten..... ( Considering the absolute bollocks being spouted)

There was some fella on here, a few years ago - that had Luftwaffe crosses in rows on his GSA tank - to signify "kills" :blast

If I remember correctly - he didn't take too kindly to the ridicule.

Nutty · Sep 20, 2017

andyscott said:
I would rather die trying, than live every day as a coward.

Wapping said:
You really are, 'Dah man, bro'.

andyscott said:
what a dick.

calling me bro because i am black, funny you are

Wapping said:
Another insight into your mysterious and secretive world.

andyscott said:
racist twat, do one.

Comedy gold!

:jes

Norfolk Tiger · Sep 20, 2017

The Nutty GSER said:
Comedy gold!

It's nearly as funny as the French fiasco :augie

Nutty · Sep 20, 2017

Norfolk Tiger said:
It's nearly as funny as the French fiasco

That was nothing compared to this

g.s.john · Sep 20, 2017

Alan R said:
I seem to recall a contributor to this forum who stated that he always carries a short length of specially selected stick in his pocket. I think he had an appropriately oriental sounding name for this tactical weapon, the deployment if which involved jabbing motions to vulnerable parts of the assailant. Maybe we should all bungee such a stick to our handlebars? I could supply them to anyone who wants one: £6.70 plus pp.
Alan R

It's called a kubitan and is illegal in this country I have this on good authority from a member of the Metropolitans finest.

Deleted account 200417001 · Sep 20, 2017

g.s.john said:
It's called a kubitan and is illegal in this country I have this on good authority from a member of the Metropolitans finest.

Correct as it is designed as a weapon.

Mr Bean · Sep 20, 2017

Mike O said:
Go and ask the widows of those 'have a go heroes ', or the guys who have lost their eyesight to an acid attack if they would have done something different if they'd thought of the consequences of their actions.
I have considered my reaction - and that is to let the bike go. Nothing else makes sense. I don't get attached to inanimate objects - there are things I'd risk my life for - defence of friends and family for example - but a vehicle? Doesn't appear anywhere on the list.

Like this unfortunate soul?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/14/two-arrested-after-man-dies-trying-to-stop-moped-theft/

At least they stopped the moped from being stolen....

MikeO · Sep 20, 2017

Mr Bean said:
At least they stopped the moped from being stolen....

Good - otherwise he would have died for nothing...

Steptoe · Sep 20, 2017

g.s.john said:
It's called a kubitan and is illegal in this country I have this on good authority from a member of the Metropolitans finest.

andyscott said:
Correct as it is designed as a weapon.

You can't beat a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Deleted account 200417001 · Sep 20, 2017

Steptoe said:
You can't beat a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Indeed in fact you should just say something that offends them

Wapping · Sep 20, 2017

Steptoe said:
Ah, ha, ha, ha staying alive, staying alive...

That's the Bee Gees. I think that he's more Cool'n'the gang.... allegedly

Steptoe · Sep 20, 2017

andyscott said:
Indeed in fact you should just say something that offends them

In a stern voice while vigorously wagging a finger in their direction .

Alan R · Sep 20, 2017

g.s.john said:
It's called a kubitan and is illegal in this country I have this on good authority from a member of the Metropolitans finest.

So I'm not going to get rich selling bits of stick, even though I can now give them a special name?
Bugger! A Missed opportunity.
Alan R

Wapping · Sep 20, 2017

andyscott said:
I would rather die trying, than live every day as a coward.

Wapping said:
You really are, 'Dah man, bro'.

andyscott said:
what a dick.

calling me bro because i am black, funny you are

Wapping said:
Another insight into your mysterious and secretive world.

andyscott said:
racist twat, do one.

The Nutty GSER said:
Comedy gold!

Norfolk Tiger said:
It's nearly as funny as the French fiasco

Song of Solomon 1:5-6

Wapping · Sep 20, 2017

Given the (lack of) fighting prowess but unquestionable expertise in Home Counties' snug bar loitering with like minds of the average GS (1200 WC variant) bod, instead of rockets and guns....... I'd go for rickets and gins

Warlord · Sep 20, 2017

Fuck... Sainsburys ran out of JIF Squeezy...

Full combat readiness is postponed...

Stand Down

zoltan · Sep 20, 2017

Here is something tactical :blast

Makes a good bat :augie

Warlord · Sep 20, 2017

Anyways Wapping :blast

For the lowest shittest thread ever produced on UKGSers you've posted on TWENTY occasions in this thread.

You're one of the biggest contributors to this shit. :bow

What say ye... :clap

Warlord · Sep 20, 2017

zoltan said:
Here is something legal

Green panniers on a red bike, that must be feckin illegal

g.s.john · Sep 20, 2017

Alan R said:
So I'm not going to get rich selling bits of stick, even though I can now give them a special name?
Bugger! A Missed opportunity.
Alan R

I wouldn't it attracts the same sentence as unlicensed firearms.

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