Thanks guys
In summary to avoid you having to read the entire thread is:
• No, there is nothing you can do about the crap on the bike, live with it.
• Use ACF50 at the beginning of winter & wash it down with a hose / jet wash
• Or use FS365 every time you wash it.
• Use a neutral foam that smells like lemon
• Don’t bother with Nano coating
• Tyre type doesn’t matter
• It takes from 1 hour to half a day to clean it properly
• Remove the mudguard thingy at the back.
• Ride it and don’t worry
• Or leave it in the garage and ride a Honda (I had one of those before)
Ta, thanks for the tips, I think I had better get used to washing the blooming thing more often