Does KTM come with a stick up in the a..

But in her defence she always knew you were but decided that she would let you find out yourself at some point when you grew up .
Bless her

She still thinks I show taste in my choice of motorcycles because I own a Norton Commando, a 750 Kawasaki and an outfit. The rest are pretty much irrelevant to her but even though she’s 90 this year she likes Nortons because my dad had one, outfits because we had a couple of them when my brother and I were small and they were the family transport and Kawasaki triples because she loved watching the green meanies race at Silverstone in the ‘70s so no matter what I do as long as I keep the GS secret I’ll be ok.
 
I find it highly disrespectful that other riders can not get into their head that not every one wants the same as they do

KTMs suck............... happy now :D

I have several friends that ride KTM, and they are all jealous of my BMW bike.

See,,,,,,,
 
Fucking hell, are these two for real? :eek: :blast
 
Nutty my dear. There are some proper coonts out there. Stay here in the KTM section.
 
I have to say, knutk does have a point, there is a new mongrel breed of KTM owners......basically BMW riders who think they're rebels :beerjug:
 
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I have to say, knutk does have a point, there is a new mongrel breed of KTM owners......basically BMW riders who think they're rebels :beerjug:


Pah, keep up at the back, KTM's are sooooooo yesterday daaaaarling. We reached peak KTM years ago :rolleyes:

MZ's are the new Orange don't you know. MZ's daaaaaaarling :hippy:Outtomunch:hippy

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Pah, keep up at the back, KTM's are sooooooo yesterday daaaaarling. We reached peak KTM years ago :rolleyes:

MZ's are the new Orange don't you know. MZ's daaaaaaarling :hippy:Outtomunch:hippy

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Andres

There’s only one true orange bike and it’s not a KTM :D

I stood and looked at mine when I had both garage doors open earlier today and decided to check if there was any life in the battery and when I found there was I gave it a sniff of easystart into each bellmouth and boom!

I don’t think my neighbours like me when I start that bike :blast
 
There’s only one true orange bike and it’s not a KTM :D

I stood and looked at mine when I had both garage doors open earlier today and decided to check if there was any life in the battery and when I found there was I gave it a sniff of easystart into each bellmouth and boom!

I don’t think my neighbours like me when I start that bike :blast
All those empty promises about letting me have a go on the wee beastie:tears
 
It’s not turned a wheel in over a year with the main reason being that it’s in need of an mot and to get one of those I need to sort out the brake lights. The guy that did a beautiful job of rewiring it thought I was racing it so make no provision for brake lights and I need to take it over to his place at Oundle and get it done or just lash something up to get it a ticket.

On a much more inspiring note the 350 Ducati engine is completely rebuilt, gear box shimmed, crankshaft shimmed, ignition static timed and all it needs is......




A fucking bevel drive shaft :blast

I’ve got a bloke in Cloggyland has promised that if he can’t source one he’ll make me one and then that’s it and the engine wings it’s way back to the chosen land and the project can resume :D
 
It’s not turned a wheel in over a year with the main reason being that it’s in need of an mot and to get one of those I need to sort out the brake lights. The guy that did a beautiful job of rewiring it thought I was racing it so make no provision for brake lights and I need to take it over to his place at Oundle and get it done or just lash something up to get it a ticket.

On a much more inspiring note the 350 Ducati engine is completely rebuilt, gear box shimmed, crankshaft shimmed, ignition static timed and all it needs is......




A fucking bevel drive shaft :blast

I’ve got a bloke in Cloggyland has promised that if he can’t source one he’ll make me one and then that’s it and the engine wings it’s way back to the chosen land and the project can resume :D
Was wondering how the motor was progressing,
Ah well all good things come to those who wait,
Now,back to the Montjuïc:D:postpics:postpics
 
It’s not turned a wheel in over a year with the main reason being that it’s in need of an mot.............

I'd have thought it was old enough not to need one :nenau

Anyway, good luck with the engine, I'm looking forward to seeing the finished bike :)

Andres
 


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