Does KTM come with a stick up in the a..

I've just come out of hospital having had the stick removed from up my arse. It took some explaining to the doctors how it got there.
 
Yo knut, knut, I'm here!!!!

That pint you promised me, I'm here to take you up on your kind offer :)

So, just got settled in and stocking up on wine (you have very strange wine shops don't you!) and whilst thoughts of alcohol were coursing through my brain I remembered. I rememebered your kind offer :bounce1

We're staying at a gaff in SoFo, so cool round here isn't it, I love it! We've found a great little bar around the corner from us, the Snotty Sounds Bar LINKY Do you fancy meeting for a pint later? If that's a bit too short notice we're here for a few days so happy to meet another time :beerjug:

I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you :) I'll be carrying a sign so you can't miss me :thumb I'm assuming you'll be in hi viz?

Laters............ xx

PS Sorry I missed the K off the end of your name.......it's these foreign names see, they are sooooooo confusing aren't they!

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Andres
 
There goes my coffee all over the table................:jes:jes:jes but my bet is you are in the wrong country.

Awwwww ............ bollox.............. genuine mistake. Well, it's the thought that counts and anyway I'm sure he's only 30 mins away up the road (down the road? Geography is not my strong point.........) :D

Just goes to show you should never trust a hippy :rob

Andres
 
Awwwww ............ bollox.............. genuine mistake. Well, it's the thought that counts and anyway I'm sure he's only 30 mins away up the road (down the road? Geography is not my strong point.........) :D

Just goes to show you should never trust a hippy :rob

Andres

Could always start one of them sort of treasure hunt games, only difference, the treasure is a cnut.............:rob
 
Andres you utter twat, I was in Stockholm on Wednesday evening and would have stopped over to do beers if I’d known you were going there.

You did it on purpose didn’t you?
 
Andres you utter twat, I was in Stockholm on Wednesday evening and would have stopped over to do beers if I’d known you were going there.

You did it on purpose didn’t you?

You're kidding :blast That would have been fun............one day, one day :beerjug:

Andres
 
Awwwww ............ bollox.............. genuine mistake. Well, it's the thought that counts and anyway I'm sure he's only 30 mins away up the road (down the road? Geography is not my strong point.........) :D

Just goes to show you should never trust a hippy :rob

Andres

Actually 600 km due west… 30 min would be pushing it...:aidan
The offer is still standing :beerjug:
 
If only I’d known I’d have turned left at Gothenburg on Wednesday morning instead of going east to Stockholm then on to Finland.
 
Awwwww ............ bollox.............. genuine mistake. Well, it's the thought that counts and anyway I'm sure he's only 30 mins away up the road (down the road? Geography is not my strong point.........) :D

Just goes to show you should never trust a hippy :rob

Andres


Next time, bring your KTM and turn westbound and I'll take you to places made for your bike. (and beer afterwards)


My ride today…

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