How to speak "Ripley"

jaber

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(1) Heyup me duck (hello)

(2) Art orayt (how are you)

(3) Dus wantowt (is there anything you require)

(4) Ahduseyam (do you feel ok)

(5) Oleberayt (thats fine)

(6) They wants fukin wea ragmans trumpet (your jokin)

(7) Toe pints apedee myowd (2 pints of pedigree landlord)

(8) Nahthen (hello)(What have you done)

(9) It wereorayt ( that was a good trail)

(10) Duck (to be said at the end of most sentences)

Most of these phrases will just about get you by, but dont worry if you cant speak the language the locals are quite friendly.

See ya soon, Steve
 
I just use normal english with the inbred northern savages.

Last bloke that called me meduck got Bombayed IYKWIM.
 


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