Mate of mine called into the pub last week, he’s getting married soon and was all excited about his new kilt that he had just bought.
He was telling me how he had bought the brogues, the hand knitted socks, the Kilt and flashes, the belt and buckle, the Sgian dubh, the jacket and the waist coat and on and on he went………….
Eventually, I asked him “What’s the tartan” and he told me………………
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