Come on boys..you know it makes sense

DO YOU CHECK YOU FAMILY JEWELS

  • YES EVERY MONTH

    Votes: 8 20.0%
  • GET THE MISSUS (OR CHAPPIE) TO DO IT FOR ME

    Votes: 4 10.0%
  • CONSTANTLY INSPECTING THEM

    Votes: 20 50.0%
  • NAH!! MY BOLLOX ARE BULLETPROOF

    Votes: 8 20.0%

  • Total voters
    40

Deleted Member Mtn

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how many of you will admit that you check yourselves regularly for lumps and bumps in your nether regions???

testicular cancer can have just as devastating an impact on mens lives as breast cancer

so come on... don't be shy... and before you ask......NO!!!!
 
matron knows best

Hi Matron, good idea, can't stress how important this is. I've just had the "all clear" after the removal of a tumour from my perenium. Good luck with the sponsored ride, I will be making a pledge
Cheers Dave
 
I know one person on this forum that may not answer this poll - hey Eunuch !!! ???
:D
 
Now do I have a need to check mine ..... ? Let me think. Gecko thinks not. Actually I do. But thats not why I'm called Eunuch :p :p

Its one of those subjects thats easy to chat about here because its a faceless environment, easy to say what you think. Most guys don't want to talk about it with anyone else than their partner, and especially not their mates. You know. You'd get the same looks down the pub if you said 'those leather trousers really suit you'.

But Matron brings up a good point. Go Check em now lads, while you've still got em. And if you're not sure, ask someone else to check :p :p

Eunuch!
 
I think this is an excellent idea Matron, in fact I'd go so far as to say that it belongs in the Beakchat forum to gain as wide an audience as possible.

Most men I know don't check and won't even talk about it so "bringing it out" like this should be applauded. :clap :clap :clap :clap

Cheers

Dick
 
I'm constantly fiddling with me nuts now

But they are both in PWO. Mid sized oviod shapes, equal in size and resting not too tightly in a fleshy bag that doesn't swing too violently from side to side on exertion. They are also covered in a not too dense layer of fine dark brown hair, all seems normal, having Googled nuts and found the necessary information.

However, there is a slight concern. Attached to the front of the, shall we say, sac, there is huge, I mean HUGE fleshy tube, some nine inches long and about two and half wide, along it runs a suspicious and somewhat menacing looking blue line, at the end of the tube is some kind of glistening plug, which seems to stare at the viewer, and pucker when examined.

Is this normal?
 
Re: I'm constantly fiddling with me nuts now

Jamie said:
some nine inches long and about two and half wide, Is this normal?

jamie... i think somebody is using your ID to get on the site ..or you're having a dream.......
 
Jamie still hasn't got used to metrification, he probably means cm not inches:nod

Unless he cares to prove it with digi camera and ruler in our 'show us your section' , on second thoughts, nah don't bother, sounds like he has an eel in his pants:D

Tim
 
i agree with you matron.

i didn't find out that i should be checking them as much as women check thier breasts till i got testicular cancer when i was 20.

me now wife even married me even though we thought i couldn't have kids (0 result at firtility clinic) BEFORE i had chemotherapy.

2 months after we married she fell pregnant with carrie, we now have 3 lovelly kids.

every day i am happy as it is a day more than i thought i would have to share with everyone.

so do the right thing guys and check and ANYTHING that doesn't seem right see your Dr.

take it from someone who has been there
and lost the hair.
:beerjug:
 
An interesting addition to the poll would be:

I always thought my bollox were bulletproof but now I'm not so sure...

I can't see another GS on the road now without thinking "has he checked his?"

:)
 
… talking to a mate on Sunday night …

He was a bit concerned ‘cos all was not as it should be in the marriage tackle department.

… specialist yesterday.

… hospital tomorrow to have 1 No cancerous testicle removed.

Keep checking them bollox :thumb
 
It could happen to you....

It happened to me when I was 19. I was to embarrased to go to the Docs and the tumour grew and spread. I spent the next 6 months in and out of hospital, 4 months on Chemotherapy then on to the Radium bombardment, a nice slap head to boot. Not a nice experience. I was told I'd never have kids however after 15 years the count came back and hey presto my son arrived - best thing ever.

I think people are alot more open about it now but its not publicesed as much as breast cancer (or probably as common - not sure).

AndyT
 
use the same hoars regulary sure they will say if there are any irregularites:D
 
Great, now I have something else to worry about.

Come on then, don't keep it to yourself. Give us the low down on checking dem nuts. You have spilt the beans, now mop it up and give the facts.

I'll admit it, without some searching I wouldn't know how to check.
 
doubleR said:
Great, now I have something else to worry about.

I'll admit it, without some searching I wouldn't know how to check.

you just want me to talk dirty .........
right here goes.......

take your 'family jewels' in you hand and check that they are both a similar size and move around the scrotum when felt...feel for any lumps and bumps that weren't there before and that they are not painful anywhere to touch.......

or... you could always get your partner to do it for you
if you feel anything that is not what you percieve as normal...go to your doctors straight away........don't be shy..just do it
not sure whether it can be done in the bath/shower because of the change in temperature affecting your bits.........will research during my lunch hour....
 


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