You want some bling? I have some genuine BMW Motorrad race number plates for the R9T (all models) which I had fitted to my Scrambler. The Scrambler vinyl graphics have been removed so they're plain white again as supplied by BMW.
For sale on Ebay here.
Just shy of £200.00 new from BMW. As new condition with all fixings - you can have them for £85.00 including postage. PM me if interested.
I think they would dig into the wifes legs to be honest