I need to come on one of these ... I need to go somewhere where I can overdose on coffee and sausages and grits and eggs and steak and fries .. somewhere I can read the menus .. somewhere I can go and not see anyone for hours on end.. somewhere where the air is clean and the sky is massive and the water is cold and the animals are scary and the beds are comfy and the clouds are white and the smiles are huge and the accents are slurred and the people are friendly and I can just ride without worrying about anything but enjoying myself and feeling alive..
I know just the place.............