Sunday 11th September 2022
Hard to believe it was 21yrs ago those lunatics attacked the USA, isn't it? There's a whole generation that didn't know the world before then...
Anyway - this is a lovely hotel and I slept very well. I wake just before 0900 to a warm and brightly overcast day, which is forecast to become sunny and about 85F. Today will be a pretty short one - about three and a half hours - so I'm in no hurry to get moving.
I do my daily checks on the bike and note that the oil window is showing a quarter full. I'll find a garage today or tomorrow and put a quart/litre of 20/50 Dino in it to top it up.
I slowly gather my gear together. This is the second hotel on the trot whose guest laundry has been out of use - I'm hoping that tonight's hotel will buck the trend, as I'm going to go underwear-critical on Tuesday...
I get on the road at just after 1100 (it
is Sunday, after all) and Betty immediately steers me onto the freeway towards San Francisco, as I was expecting...
I ride through the
Robin Williams Tunnel...
...and in no time at all, I'm crossing the Golden Gate bridge...
...the tops of the towers are hidden in cloud...
...and the traffic keeps moving up near the 45mph limit...
Although it's a toll bridge, tolls are collected automatically - Jorge will get a bill for around $9 in a couple of days.
On this point - shame on you Bay Area riders - get together and lobby for bridge tolls being waived for bikes - we managed it in the UK with the Dartford Crossing. It's unconscionable that it costs the same to cross the bridge on a motorcycle as a large pick-up...
I'm turned south, through the MacArthur tunnel, after a fleeting glimpse of San Francisco in the sunshine, and enter the Praesidio Highway (or something like that), which keeps me going in a stop/start fashion for several miles...
I should imagine traffic moves far more swiftly on a weekday...
Up on the hillside, someone has painted "RESIST" on a retaining wall...
I ride past an Authentic Church - a few people have been looking for one of those...
We're soon out onto the freeway again and my thoughts turn to fuel. I set Betty the task of finding some, and a few minutes later I am filling up with Supreme at $6.29 per gallon.
Betty has taken me off the freeway into a rather nice part of town...
Here you can sit in your garden, overlooking San Francisco International Airport, having a gin fizz and remembering the last time you flew First Class. Judging by the lawn chairs to the left of the pic - this is exactly what people do...
This old boy is still earning his keep by the look of it - ferrying motorcycles around. Any guesses on make/model/year?
Betty recalculates my route and sends me west along a small road...
...which leads me to Skyline Boulevard - famous for starring in any number of "motorcyclists coming off whilst trying to impress their mates" videos on YouTube.
As I turned onto the road, and was therefore unable to take a picture, a load of exotic looking cars were exiting at the same junction. One of them was an electric blue Rolls Royce convertible with a gold-plated 'Spirit of Ecstasy" on the radiator, and the roof down...
A couple of those 'Chips' chaps were at the junction - no doubt ready to scoop up whatever mess occurs today...
After taking the pic of the Highway Patrol, a 1200GS came past, so I followed him for a while. Now, I'm all for being careful if you have a passenger on the pillion seat, but hell man - get some training...
I pass them when safe and mosey along at about 45mph. In a couple of minutes, I am overtaken by a clutch of sports bikes - some of their overtakes were just insane - no view and hoping for the best. If they'd looked in their mirrors, they would have seen Darwin staring back at them...
Skyline is a lovely road to ride - I was last here in 2004, but wasn't feeling 100% and went to find a hotel early. Today, I feel great, but have no more than a rapid amble along, as the squids* are creating enough drama for everyone...
Eventually I arrive at the much Arlo Guthried
Alice's Restaurant...
It's packed and, although I could do with something to eat, I decide to move on...
Spookily well-maintained barn...
I take a quick run down several of these lovely woodland roads, following Betty's directions...
...before turning left onto Alpine Road, which I almost have to myself...
A lot of the cloud has burnt off and it's turning into a warm day. I drink regularly from my CamelBack...
Suddenly, just after taking the pic above, something stings me just below my right eye - the pain is immediate and excruciating. I move my left hand up to swat whatever it was away, but it had gone. It feels like a hot needle has been sunk into my cheekbone and held there. I stop for a couple of minutes, slop some water from my CamelBack onto it and rub the site - I can already feel it starting to swell...
I re-programme Betty on the fly and ask her to recalculate the route to my hotel by the fastest route - this brings my ETA forward by about 40 minutes...
The pain has eased off, but my right eye is watering profusely...
This is Frosty's Christmas Tree farm...
It's a lovely ride...
...but I am relieved when Betty finally spits us out onto the freeway and tells me there's 40 minutes to travel.
I decide it would be wise to have something to eat and drink. I turn off at Watsonville and stop at the first place I see - a Round Table pizza restaurant (a chain I'd not heard of before)...
It is entirely populated by US Latinos - and they have it working a treat. Mums and Dads are in one room of the place, hundreds of kids in the other room, only coming through to have some perceived slight by one of the other kids rectified. It's a great, noisy atmosphere, and I get the impression this is a standard Sunday afternoon thing...
I quickly fill up on lemonade - pink - why not? I order a chicken club sandwich, which was tasty and filling...
I text Jorge and send a pic of the sting site (Jorge is a trained EMT), he suggests a warm compress and some Benadryl when I get to the hotel. He also says no alcohol.
Always with the no alcohol Jorge - never with the 'get slaughtered on Tequila'...
I finish up, jam my helmet back on my head and set off.
It has turned into a lovely day - about 85F and sunny as you like...
I get to the unoriginally, but accurately named town of Seaside at about 1620 and check into my very pleasant room at the Sand Castle Motel...
The guest laundry is working! Huzzah!
I ask the desk clerk to change $15 into quarters for me - which will get two lots done. As I type the second load is in - all the first load folded and ready to pack.
Oh yes - the sting. Well, it has got worse, despite Jorge's efforts and three Benadryl as soon as I unpacked. Those of a nervous disposition shouldn't click on the link...
Elephant Man
*So Quick Until I Die