A poem

Uinneag

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For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"OK," I said "lets do it."

"Stand up here real close " she said,(She got my boob in line), And
tell me when it hurts," she said, " Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vice!

My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To swedish pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vicelike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenceless tit.

"Take a deep breath," she said to me,Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.

"There, thats good,"I heard her say,(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now lets have a go at the other one."
Have mercy I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down, It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.

Next time they make me do this, I will request a blindfold I
have no wish to see again, my knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"

This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt
I'd like to stick their balls in there, And see how they come out!!


Passed to me via an e-mail from the local nurse
Hope it is ok for me to post it :thumb
 
Thought provoking J, all of that and then the possibility of a worrying outcome :(

6000 new Cancer patients a year here in N. I. very sobering stuff.

Good reason for the continuing work being done here on GSers :nod :thumb
 


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