Tom, what do you think the local plod will be most interested in, placing the following in the correct order, highest to lowest:
Parking on a double yellow line
Being complicit in murder
Using a video recorder
Exceeding the speed limit
Having a turnip in the panniers
Possessing an overly loud exhaust
Not having a passport, driving licence and evidence of valid insurance, available for inspection
Whistling (out of tune)
Driving over the limit
Not waving
Not having a turnip in the panniers
Failure to observe a stop line
Crossing an unbroken white line to turn into a petrol station
Acting like a fuckwit in the company of likeminds